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Does this beach make me look fat? / Lisa Scottoline & Francesca Serritella.

by Scottoline, Lisa, author.

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New York : St. Martin's Press, 2015.

Scottoline, Lisa.

Serritella, Francesca Scottoline.

Mothers and daughters -- Humor.

Women -- Humor.

Electronic Resource

http://www.netread.com/jcusers2/bk1388/949/9781250059949/image/lgcover.9781250059949.jpg

9781250059949 (hardcover)

1250059941 (hardcover)

viii, 290 pages : illustrations ; 22 cm

I'm not my type -- Jumpy -- For your information -- Back to school -- We have a winner -- Judge not, lest ye be a pain in the ass -- City mouse, country cat -- Baby me -- The real me -- Task master -- Old and new -- Bettor for worse -- Geared up! -- Mother Mary gets religion -- Howdy neighbor -- Fight the power -- The truth tastes delicious -- Still here, kitty? -- Dr. Mother Mary -- I'm what's cooking -- Mother Mary -- Fear of flying -- Love without rough edges -- Mother Mary and Frank Sinatra -- Who needs it? -- Rollin' on -- We knew you wouldn't amount to anything -- Hardball at the gym -- Credit where credit is due -- Guilt tripping at 65 mph -- Hissy fit bit -- Can you keep a secret? -- My TV is smarter than your honor student -- Going, going, gonzo -- Here's a howdy do -- In search of selfie -- This is your dog on drugs -- Working out on Mount Olympus -- An app a day -- I'm spending my granddog's inheritance -- The rebound -- Birthday present -- Rescue me -- Rite of train passage -- Recycled -- Life among the ruins -- In it to win it -- My buddy -- Check, please? -- ;) -- It's a miracle! -- I want what I want -- The mutual fade-out -- The good wife or the dumb wife? -- Troublemaker -- Seeing ghosts -- Quarantine me -- Keeping abreast -- If I were Beyoncé -- Hot mama -- Princess -- Moist -- OK Freud -- Sweet tooth -- You're just some appliance that I used to know -- Women's rights and wrongs -- Hot or not at the gym -- Twisted sister -- Good grief -- Carbs of peace -- Thru flu -- Tread lightly -- Hot wheels -- The second-greatest generation -- Cliff diving -- Does this beach make me look old?

"The unstoppable, irreverent mother-daughter team presents a new collection of funny stories and true confessions that every woman can relate to. From identity theft to the hazards of bicycling to college reunions and eating on the beach, Lisa and Francesca tackle the quirks, absurdities, and wonders of everyday life with wit and warmth. As Lisa says, "More and more, especially in the summertime when I'm sitting on the beach, I'm learning not to sweat it. To go back to the child that I used to be. To see myself through the loving eyes of my parents. To eat on the beach. And not to worry about whether every little thing makes me look fat. In fact, not to worry at all." So put aside your worries and join Lisa and Francesca as they navigate their way through the crazy world we live in, laughing along the way"--

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